"Talking to Edward and Losing Teeth"    06/30/04
I was talking to Edward when I felt something strange in the back of my mouth.  I realized that one of my molars was loose.  I touched it with my tongue and then it fell out.  I was so embarrassed to have this happen in front of someone, but then I notice that one of my other teeth was also loose.  I was trying to remain calm and composed in front of Edward, but I was beginning to panic.


"Wanting to Bobbitize J"    06/26/04
J was lying naked on the floor in a hallway.  I approached him and noticed that he was genitally deformed.  I laughed and then grabbed his penis and gave a gentle tug.  Suddenly I felt this spasm throughout the muscles of my arm.  I wanted so badly to just pull until his organ was severed from his body because it would have given me so much joy, but I realized I would probably go to prison if I did that.  Instead I just laughed and let him go.

"Smoking Again"    06/26/04
I was leaving work and going to a bar as I talked on my cell phone.  I realized that I had menthol cigarettes in my bag, so I decided to smoke one.  At first I was worried about lighting the cigarette while I was talking on the phone.  Somehow I thought the phone would cause a spark that would lead to an explosion.  But I lit the cigarette anyway.  It was so enjoyable.  As I inhaled  and felt the minty tingling feeling in the back of my throat, I realized that I hadn't felt so relaxed in a very long time.

"Broken Pictures of My Family"    06/09/04
I was staying at a hotel somewhere far from where I live.  As I was walking back to my room I passed Chuck Norris.  He went with me into what appeared to be a master suite.  Inside there were many framed pictures of my family and he began punching them one by one until the glass cracked.  I was horrified.  I didn't know why he was so angry or why he hated my parents so much.  Then he told me to wait outside the room because Steven Spielberg would be coming by.  I waited and then Norris left and Spielberg went into the room.  I followed him and watched as he also punched the pictures of my family.  I thought this was really weird, but then I was distracted by wondering whether or not Spielberg was friends with E.T. and if I'd get to meet E.T.