"Saving Kirsten Dunst from Stalkers"    03/22/04
I walked out of my house to my driveway to get into my car and drive myself to school.  There was a large group of kids waiting nearby for a school bus.  Just then some teenage boys in an older SUV pulled up and harassed a short blonde girl, offering her a ride to school.  She lied to them that she already had a ride, but they kept harassing her.  I went over and invited her to ride to school with me.  I realized that she was Kirsten Dunst.  She accepted the ride from me and we went to a wooded area where lots of students were hanging out and talking.  The boys in the SUV came back.  I stood between Kirsten and one of my other friends and put my arms around both of them.  Once the boys saw this they left.  Kirsten asked a group of my friends where the next lecture was.  After listening to their response I wondered if they were just joking or if the lecture really was where they said.


"I Stole My Brother's Boyfriend"    03/22/04
My brother had been interested in J.  I think they may have even been dating.  But then J and I started spending more and more time together.  Then one day my brother threw a temper tantrum about how I always get everything that I want and that he has to suffer for it.  I didn't realize what he was talking about.  Then he drew me a circle graph showing that I had taken 75% of all the things he ever had or wanted.  I then realized that he was talking about me taking J, but somehow I felt justified because it was J's choice.  Then I began to wonder if the fact that J was dating my brother meant J was gay.


"My Car Had Defective Tires"    03/22/04
My mother and I had been driving somewhere when I realized my car was wobbling.  I was just one street away from where I lived, but the wobbling prevented me from being able to turn on my street, so I had to go to the next street and turn.  I stopped and got out of the car, but I couldn't see anything wrong with my car except that my lights didn't seem to be working and that one of the lights was hanging out of it's socket.  It was very late at night and I was afraid to continue driving late at night.  I went to the nearest house and knocked on the door, but no one answered.  I tried the door.  It was unlocked, so I opened it and went inside to call for help.  After using the phone, I walked out of the house, but the woman who owned it was standing there.  She stopped me and began yelling at me.  I told her that my car had broken down and that my mother was disabled and that I had just used her phone to make a local call.  She apologized for yelling at me and handed me a piece of paper with her name and phone number written on it.  I thanked her and left.  Later I realized that the woman had looked strangely familiar because she was a woman who had hired me a long time ago to watch her kids.  I was able to drive home and drop off my mother.  Then I tried to drive to a car repair shop.  By the time I got there it was even later and all of my tires had completely shredded and disintegrated except for one.  I spoke to one of the workers there, who was not especially helpful.  He told me that he wouldn't be able to determine what was wrong because the shop was closing.  I told him that because my tires had disintegrated on the way over that I had no way to get home.  He told me to walk, but I realized I was more than 30 blocks away and it was very late at night.  I asked him if I could use the phone to call a taxi.  I called for a taxi, but just as I hung up the police began closing gates around the business.  I asked them what was going on.  They said that this area was a hangout for a dangerous drug dealer and I would have to leave.  Just then they spotted the drug dealer and began shooting at him.  They yelled for me to get down.  One of the officers told me to hold onto his leg and he dragged me to the edge of a wall.  Finally, the danger had somewhat dissipated, so the cop put me in some kind of protective covering and we walked out to the curb to wait for my taxi.  At that time the cop asked me my name, so I told him my name was Anita.  Then he asked me in Spanish if I spoke Spanish.  I responded in Spanish that I did.  Then he said to me, "Por favor, da me un espark."  I was very confused by this comment, so then he asked me in English if I would give him a kiss.  I agreed and kissed him.  It was a very innocent and short kiss.  I smiled and giggled afterward.  I wanted to kiss him again, but I realized that there was no point in becoming attached to him because I would never see him again after my taxi came.


"Julius' Hammock"    03/21/04
I was in Julius' apartment watching a bounty hunter/superhero guy sneak around the apartment.  Apparently Julius slept in a hammock and also stored all his money, credit cards, and important documents in a pouch on the interior side of the hammock.  The bounty hunter figured this out and tried to jump into the hammock in order to take some documents that he needed for the mission he was on, but he fell two times before finally staying in the hammock.  The bounty hunter took everything from the pouch, but he left Julius a $20 bill.  Before the bounty hunter could leave, Julius came back and was walking toward his bedroom.  There was nowhere to go, so the bounty hunter pretended to sleep in the hammock.  Somehow Julius didn't see him and then left.  Then I was at my grandmother's house, which was attached to Julius' apartment, and met Julius.  He started telling me stories about how I had several female friends whose boyfriends had cheated on them.

"Eating Ham on a Pizza"    03/18/04
I ordered a pizza which was accidentally delivered with ham, even though I am vegetarian and do not eat ham.  I decided that since the pizza came with ham I might as well eat it.  I picked off a small piece of ham and tasted it.  I couldn't believe how good it tasted.  The ham was so salty and warm.  It was much better than I remembered it from the last time I ate ham before I was vegetarian.

"Modeling at the State Building"    03/17/04
M and I went to a building that I kept calling the "State Building".  I think it might have been the state capitol.  We went inside and there was a panel of three people waiting for us.  Everyone was dressed up except for me.  I was wearing jeans and a red T-shirt.  I realized I was at this building for a modeling job and that M was just there to help.  We stood in the middle of the room and M held out his arm.  I hung off of his arm and jumped around the room in a way that was kind of like dancing but also like a monkey might jump.  I was smiling as I did this and also jumped over a large propeller that was in the middle of the room.  The entire time the judges watched me and scribbled notes on pads they were all holding.  M needed to go to the bathroom, so the judges directed us to one, but we couldn't find it.  Finally we found it and M went inside, but he never came out.  I got tired of waiting, so I walked into the main area that appeared to be the senate floor.  I spoke with some other students I recognized and one of them offered to give me a ride home, since M was my ride and he was now missing in action.


"The Last Time I Ate Mustard"    03/11/04
I was living in a house with Midori, Ursula, Zara, and a boy I didn't know.  Apparently it was a really big deal to say goodbye to your roommates whenever you left the house.  Zara didn't say goodbye because she forgot to and became very upset over this.  As Zara and I were standing inside the entryway of the house and we said goodbye we heard Ursula fall outside of the door.  I opened the door, but there was no one outside except the boy who lived with us.  Our house bordered on school property.  The boy was sawing off a branch of a flowering tree on school property.  He was commenting that he was going to make syrup by draining the sap from that limb.  I went to school and met J inside a classroom.  He asked me the last time I ate mustard and handed me a bottle.  I smiled and squeezed some mustard onto his face.  He didn't seem to be bothered this, but he ducked out of the way as I moved forward to lick the mustard off his face.  Nevertheless, I kept applying more mustard and kept trying to lick it off.

"Homework Help from Jennifer Love Hewitt"    03/10/04
Jennifer Love Hewitt was staying in my family's library.  It was very early in the morning when I woke up and walked downstairs.  I stood for a moment before pushing open the large wood double doors.  Once inside the library I saw that there were no lights on but Jennifer was already sitting at the computer doing some kind of work.  I asked her if she could help me with my homework by showing me how to use a CD-ROM program.  She happily agreed to do so, but she seemed way too excited about it.  Nevertheless, when I asked her to help me later she seemed uninterested.  I was very annoyed because I had been depending on her to help me.


"Buying Fake Flowers at the Dollar Store"    03/03/04
Julius and I went shopping together.  We went into the dollar store because I wanted to go, but I could see that Julius was annoyed.  He was complaining about how tacky everything was and how he hated this store.  He was actually starting to get on my nerves.  Nevertheless, when I told him that I wanted to buy some fake flowers, he began helping me pick them out.  It seemed weird to me that he put so much effort and gave so much attention to picking out flowers in a store that he hated.  Besides, they were somewhat ugly flowers to begin with.