Old German: ruler
Googlism: waldo is too polite
Where's Waldo

When he grows up he might be... the next Conan O'Brien
Song that reminds me of him... Here in My Room by Incubus
What he represents... awkwardness
Why he's part of this story... he's incredibly beautiful

"My Parents' House in Little Havana"
"Magnetic Poetry Gone Wild"
"Asked out for Presidents' Day"
"Valentine's Day Festivities"
"Making Cookies and Muffins"
"Hanging out at a Rehab Center Train Station"