Spanish: fried

Googlism: frito is only a corn chip

Namesake: Frito-Lay, popular snack chip manufacturer

When he grows up he might be... a druggie Taco Bell worker sporting some serious bling bling

Song that reminds me of him... Intergalactic by The Beastie Boys

What he represents... dishonesty, deviance, evil

Why he's part of this story... he's fascinating

"Borrowing a CD from Drusilla"

"Frito Sold His Dog"

"Strip Club Disappointment"

"Date from Hell with Frito"

"Almost Lucid: Smoking with Frito and Fabiola"